Going on the freeway into town, the speed limit changes from 55 to 30. So I'm puttering along at 30 in the left lane, and some faggot is tailgating me. After a good 2 minutes of them following about 2 inches behind me, they finally pass me in the right lane going about 55. Just another jerk, I think.
Literally minutes later, as I'm still going 30, out of NOWHERE lights turn on behind me, the siren starts blaring, and the police lights start flashing. I'm freaked out, so I slow down, and the cop passes me on the right.
AND WHO DO I SEE GETTING PULLED OVER A BLOCK LATER BUT THE FAG WHO PASSED ME ON THE RIGHT AND BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT.
I'm fucking happy.
